3.9

Blondes Have More Guns
Released
1h 30m
2/16/1996
en - US
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
Comedy
Thriller
Actors

Michael McGaharn
Harry Bates

Elizabeth Keifer
Montana Beaver-Shotz

Richard Neil
Dick Smoker

Gloria Lusiak
Dakota Beaver

André Brazeau
Captain Hook

David Myers
Lyle Shotz

Ken Belsky
The Doctor

Benny Buettner
Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)

Ramona Lisa
Patricia Martin

Derek-James Yee
Tom Woo

Ron Meier
Detective

Richard Myers
Dahmer

Anderson Lim
Short Cop

Bebe Conrad
Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)

Paul Ferrari
Security Guard

Carol Daly
Lorena

Dianne Lanning
Harry's Mother

Megan Bajon
Harry's Sister

Antoinette Sandmann
Mrs. Landers

Cathy Pizza
Screaming Woman

Karl-Heinz Teuber
Montana's Father

John Faris
Telemarketer

Regis DeMidio
Television Producer

Ferris Suer
Last Rights Priest

Brian Vouglas
Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)

Doug Holt
Sir Valliance

Lee Phillips
Nurse

David Furtado
Hugh Myer

Denise Gernandt
Bouncer