4.5

Crooked Lines
Released
1h 28m
5/18/2003
en - US
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
Comedy
Actors

Adam Trese
Johnny

Jim Breuer
Chris

Burt Young
Mike

Tony Darrow
Jimmy

John Costelloe
Manny

Alison Bartlett
Andrea

Colin Quinn
Customer

David Johansen
Charlie

Mario Cantone
Cliff

Joseph D'Onofrio
Sal

Anthony Mangano
Joe

Anne Meara
Hard Boiled

John F. O'Donohue
Detective Anderson

Frank Santorelli
Detective Harris

Harry O'Reilly
One Glove

Jeff Kahn
Billy

John Scurti
Pizza Boy

John Canada Terrell
Supervisor

Amy Stiller
Director

William Hayes
Tommy Bags

Ron Ryan
Mr. DiPollo

E.J. Carroll
Ray

Laura Cahill
Nun #1

Margaret Devine
Nun #2

Ray Garvey
Officer Cleary

Jimmy Burke
Officer Quinn

Peter Columbia
Road Test Manager

Joseph Mangano
Larry